Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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