You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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