Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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