why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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