sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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