everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
its liver damage thursday
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