I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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