she smelled like a LAN party
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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