it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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