Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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