question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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