Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
