Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I have tasted many bathrooms
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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