I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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