you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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