There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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