Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
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As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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