spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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