the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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