Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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