Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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