Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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