it was like his penis was on wheels.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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