i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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