is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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