dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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