Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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