I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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