real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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