"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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