So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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