Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Randomize
