Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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