ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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