he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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