How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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