We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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