There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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