I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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