i don't like sucking hair
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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