why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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