I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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