Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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