Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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