would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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