Do you still have your period?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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