gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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