Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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