does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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