I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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