I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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