Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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