Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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