we have officially lost it.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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