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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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