bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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