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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We are all done wearing pants today
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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