Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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